„Eyes Aglow“

I was sitting in a room one day when a cat hopped up on the table in front of me.

"My eyes are the prettiest in the land," the cat said. "Much prettier than yours."

Then the lights of the camera flashed, and he yelped and hopped away.

"Jealous," the cat began in a huff, "is certainly no need for rudeness."

And then he vanished into the darkness.