Jun Jie Lim
I am a neurotic and deranged Chinese pedigree whose 'limited edition' Chinese language is substandard.
From my sinister experience with schools and examinations, I have given up encouraging education and I am actively advocating all parents to raise their children as stand-up comedians like Ryan Stiles or Russel Peter.
I maintain a lifestyle that requires more Apple shares than Steve Jobs, and with the pay package of Barack Obama and Fernando Alonso altogether. I would also like to have lunch with the Pope, marry a White woman, have a Latina house-keeper, and own an Airbus A380 myself.